I will be recording my first comedy special in Salt Lake City two weeks from today. That’s April 1st and no this isn’t an April Fool’s Day Joke. If you’d like tickets to the show, please e-mail me with your name and the number of tickets you’d like.
Why Salt Lake City? It’s my home state!
The show will be at Wiseguys Trolley Square in Salt Lake City, again, on Tuesday, April 1st. Doors open at 7:00 PM and the show will begin promptly at 7:30.
Keep in mind, the show will be video recorded so there’s a chance the audience could be on camera. Ages 16 and up will be permitted.
You can e-mail me at ANYTHINGYOUWANT@jennakimjones.com. Seriously, as long as the the e-mail address ends with @jennakimjones.com you can send it to me. For example:
Tickets will go fast, so don’t forget to e-mail me ASAP.
There is a lot I can say about the Taco Bell breakfast menu. Honestly. I love Taco Bell and I love making jokes about Taco Bell but STOP JUDGING ME I’M NOT OBSESSED. I mean, we’re cool right? So here at the tweets I never sent about Taco Bell’s new breakfast menu.
- On the outside, I’m like, meh whatev, it’s just a waffle taco. On the inside I’m like, “YOU DID IT TACO BELL! BLESS YOU! *STARTS SLOW CLAP*”
- I’m excited about the #TacoBellBreakfast b/c the word beefy isn’t anywhere on the menu. Now I can order without blushing/diarrhea.
- The word “beefy” isn’t used anywhere on the #TacoBellBreakfast menu. This will make ordering a much less embarrassing experience.
- Bet you a waffle taco that the yoga mat ingredient in Subway’s bread is now used in the waffle taco. Taco Bell’s like, Yoga is healthy! We’re healthy!