There is a lot I can say about the Taco Bell breakfast menu. Honestly. I love Taco Bell and I love making jokes about Taco Bell but STOP JUDGING ME I’M NOT OBSESSED. I mean, we’re cool right? So here at the tweets I never sent about Taco Bell’s new breakfast menu.
- On the outside, I’m like, meh whatev, it’s just a waffle taco. On the inside I’m like, “YOU DID IT TACO BELL! BLESS YOU! *STARTS SLOW CLAP*”
- I’m excited about the #TacoBellBreakfast b/c the word beefy isn’t anywhere on the menu. Now I can order without blushing/diarrhea.
- The word “beefy” isn’t used anywhere on the #TacoBellBreakfast menu. This will make ordering a much less embarrassing experience.
- Bet you a waffle taco that the yoga mat ingredient in Subway’s bread is now used in the waffle taco. Taco Bell’s like, Yoga is healthy! We’re healthy!